Soren
Blue 1980s Schwinn Stingray [?] (Parentage unknown)
-My first love, taught me how to ride
-Purchased from a cute used store in Helena, Montana
-Sees nothing wrong with Canadian tuxedos
-Love reading the dictionary and knows more words than he can pronounce
-Always attempts parkour when drunk
-Offered to the next cohort of Conservation Corpsmembers when I moved back home
-Favorite philosopher is Ludwig Wittgenstein
Hypatia
Purple 1990s Mt. Fury Roadmaster
-Purchased off Craigslist and delivered to the safe meeting place of my then-workplace
-Was listed as my girlfriend on Facebook for a while
-Has to roll up in a blanket burrito at night or she sleepwalks
-Has difficulty controlling her vocal volume when excited
-Uses her working class background to win arguments about socialism
-Wheels stolen by bike vandals and abandoned, sorry & R.I.P. baby
-Favorite philosopher is Charles Peirce
Diotima
-My current boo, gets lots of compliments
-Purchased for $15 at a used bike sale in a bike shop/coffee shop on May 6, 2017
-Bi but #foreveralone; everyone assumes someone else loves her
-Inadvertently mouths the lyrics whenever she hears a song she knows
-Loves things sincerely and ironically at the same time
-Two years, baby!
-Favorite philosopher is Eric Fromm